In five attempts I was chosen for not a single jury. Most were not selected. But one lucky citizen managed to serve on four trials. Several others managed three. If you got selected once, you were likely to be selected again. No wonder people tried so hard to avoid selection.
Most were civil cases. In the next-to-last session a woman who hit the car in front of her was suing the cop behind her. Her attorney asked “Who would believe more in a policeman's testimony?” and a few unenthusiastic hands were waved. Then “Who would disbelieve a policeman's testimony?” and well over half the group shot their hands in the air, waving violently, spitting out angry emotional stories and expressing unflattering opinions towards police in general. Apparently implementation of the Broken Window Theory has had unintended consequences.
In the last case a young man whose cancer had returned after treatment by two different hospitals was finally in full remission after a month long experimental stem cell treatment by a third hospital. During that treatment his forearm was unexpectedly scarred. He was suing the hospital because of the scar.
This last selection was our final week of service and the second week in a row we had to appear. And the trial was to start 3 weeks after our service was scheduled to end. This news was not well received by the group of prospective jurors. The judge had a near riot on his hands. The Jury Services Specialists II had screwed up the schedule and they were bureaucratically unapologetic. I finished my haiku:
Low-paid FunctionaryLong ago I was drafted by the army and two years later was discharged. I spent that time counting pages in unused obsolete code books before the books were shredded and burned. That service was much more rewarding than this farce of jury duty.
stacks forms,
checks boxes
'till sun sets
ten thousand times.























































