Tuesday, August 28, 2018

Abandoned Bird's Nest


Late in the spring a pair of sparrow sized birds built a nest in our mailbox. After a week, they gave up.

The mailbox wasn't a bad idea. Dry. Off the ground. Dark. But the mailman visited daily, we visited daily. The garbage men, neighbors walking, neighbors mowing, UPS and FedEx and Amazon delivery guys. Everytime someone came, the birds would leave. And the birds quickly became tired of us and left to try elsewhere.

After it was clear they had left, I removed their nest from the box (actually, from the newspaper cubby hole below the box). Here is the cleaned box


A month later another pair built a nest. I don't know the species, but at least the male had a bit of blue on his back. This pair lasted longer and were more tolerant of us visitors.

But it was hot and the box was in the direct sunshine. Too hot, it turns out.

After a month, the birds began to give up. For a couple more weeks, one of them would return a few times a day to check things out, but mostly they went elsewhere.

Another month went by and I knew they were gone, so I removed the second nest. And found these four lovely eggs. I was rather surprised to find they could lay eggs at all in that environment.


From the outside, you can't see the eggs.

But when the nest is pulled partway out, the eggs appear

Check out the first picture. Note the flat part of the nest, where it was built next to the back side of the box.



I need to find a way to get rid of that newspaper cubby. We don't use and I don't want to see another failed attempt at nesting.

Sunday, August 12, 2018

Announcing: The New Osterhus.com

We are proud and excited to announce the latest revision of our award winning website 

This is the seventh major revision of our website since our inception in 1995. Or is it the eleventh? We are not very good at version control.

But, man! We are good at building websites!

We call this awesome and engaging version Unispired. It is a major change from our previous version Nausea, which has served us well since 2016.

This release has been designed specifically for mobile platforms. Nausea downgraded nicely for smaller screens but with a loss of functionality. Unispired retains all functionality across all platforms, screen sizes and compute capacities.

The Uninspired design will be the basis of all our development for at least the next two years, having all the extensibility and flexibility needed in the Web 3.0 world.

Before release, this project was code named Traffic and the team working on the project was called The Low Spark of High Heeled Boys. The Low Spark team was relentless and tireless and worked for over a week on this project. We are very grateful for Low Spark's work and dedication and will give them our heartfelt thanks as they collect their severance checks this evening.

I'll leave you with a little tease: more is coming!

Technical Stuff for the Alpha Nerds

How did we do it? How can we retain all functionality across all platforms?

Hard work. It all comes down to hard work. And removing all functionality from the site.

Out motto has always been "Certified Content Free". We will soon update our motto and promise you to be content and function free. Our long term goal is to become "Truly Useless", but much hard work lies ahead of us before we can rest.



Thursday, August 02, 2018

Through the Museum, Quickly

We sped past the art pieces. We thought we were obeying the rules. The museum was empty and we had no role models, other than the nervous guards quickly strolling by us every minute or so.

It wasn't until we were leaving the Speed Art Museum that we realized the "Speed" part was the name of the founder, not instructions to the patrons.

We arrived Thursday morning about 45 minutes after opening. We were the first patrons and we caught the staff by surprise, many of whom were startled as they rounded a corner to come face to face with us. And the staff was bored, constantly smiling and asking if they could be of assistance and doing anything they could to have a conversation with something alive.

You don't believe me. Here is a photo from the "Picasso to Pollock" special exhibit, by far the most popular part of the museum.


It really got lonely. The museum even imported some virtual kids to give the appearance of patrons.


They helped a little but then we turned the corner and found a corpse


I thought it was an old man but Cyndi said female


Cyndi was right. And then


And around the corner another dead body!


Which hung next to what the museum said could have maybe been a painting about the Jewish Holocaust.


I said I thought the museum was wrong. The museum replied


Finally a crowd started to grow


Followed by some home schoolers studying wood block printing


So we left.